Management Buzz 10/03
Rid your company of its jargon; why closing the last week of the year might be a smart idea
You Don't
Say
Companies whose communications are clogged by jargon can make a
clean sweep by running their documents through
"Bullfighter." It's not software imported from
Pamplona, but a jargon screener that runs in Windows 2000 and XP
environments. It's offered free to the public by financial
consulting firm Deloitte & Touche--for purely altruistic
reasons: Its consultants were wasting so much time trimming
consultant-ese from their work that they realized their antidote
could help other companies, too.
Jargon offenders are those who are so immersed in their own
world, they can't seem to say what they mean in plain English.
That doesn't matter if they're only talking with each
other, but it's lingual suicide if they can't convey
expertise to clients, says Marcia Yudkin, a corporate writing coach in Goshen,
Massachusetts.
Yudkin suggests using Bullfighter to see if your Web text is as
easily understood by the outside world as you think. An alternative
is to use the readability score embedded in Microsoft Word, which
bases readability on the number of syllables per word and the
number of words per sentence. "Unless you're selling to
Ph.D.-level engineers," she says, "you're looking for
an eighth grade readability [in your company documents]."
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Gone
Fishin'
The entire work world may not be shut down between Christmas and
New Year's, but it often seems so. "If you want to do
business, good luck. You've got a 30 percent chance of finding
someone on the other line," says Randy Wedding, principal of
Wedding, Stephenson & Ibargüen Architects Inc. in St.
Petersburg, Florida.
Closing down for the last week of the year is a smart idea if
it's in line with your customers' and competitors'
schedules. But also consider the employment status of
employees-salaried and hourly-to be sure the time off is structured
equitably, says Rebecca R. Hastings at the Society for Human
Resource Management in Alexandria, Virginia. Employees also need to
know how the work load will be redistributed so it all gets done
despite the shutdown.
Wedding requires his 20 employees to bank time off by working
some Saturday mornings in the fall to cover two of the year-end
days. The other two are paid vacation days. Those are the only days
employees get off during December, he adds-to keep up with
clients' projects when work is in full swing.
Some companies actually profit from others' shutdowns. TMI
Coatings, an industrial contractor in St. Paul, Minnesota, cleans
the plants and machines of companies that shut down.
British insurance provider Amulet Group
fired 2,400 employees in May by sending them a text message
on their cell phones. SOURCE: BBC News
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Joanne Cleaver has written for a variety of publications,
including the Chicago Tribune and Executive
Female.